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But Joe has nothing but ordinary clothes. He has nothing related to those clothes. So, he must make the trip to his local police clothes warehouse to get some. But, the warehouse is somewhat out of stock and confusing, so he must climb a bunch of ladders, press a bunch of switches, walk a couple miles, put on the proper police apparel, and find someone who will enlist him as a police officer. All without being physically fit enough to jump. All with epic music and fun art!